Things that make you go hhmmmm is designed to give you ideas or things to think about.

"Rarely do we find men and women who willingly engage in hard solid thinking, there is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half baked solutions, nothing pains some people more than having to think."
Martin Luther King Jr.


The Best Computer in Your Home is Your Brain

Read very quickly!

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thughot slpeling was ipmorantt!

This paragraph shows how amazing your brain power is to put meaning into a jumble of letters. However I still feel spelling is important. For Example, Would you hire a person who filled out a job application like paragraph above??

 


dhmo
Dihydrogen Monoxide Warning: The Invisible Killer

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage.

Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance.

For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

Contamination Is Reaching Epidemic Proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the Midwest, and recently California.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

The Horror Must Be Stopped!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

It's Not Too Late!

Act NOW to prevent further contamination. Find out more about this dangerous chemical. What you don't know can hurt you and others throughout the world.

For more information please visit www.dhmo.org.

 


 


For all you parents out there!
(This includes all "wanna-be"and "could-have-been-but-chose-not-to-be parents".)


Repeat after me:

I will never complain about MY kids again ...
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 NOW HAVE A GOOD DAY

 

 


I'VE MISSED MORE THAN 9000 SHOTS IN MY CAREER.
I'VE LOST ALMOST 300 GAMES.
26 TIMES, I'VE BEEN TRUSTED TO TAKE THE GAME WINNING SHOT......
AND MISSED.
I'VE FAILED OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN MY LIFE.
AND THAT IS WHY I SUCCEED.


Puzzle answers

November 2002

Consider if you will twins born the same month, day and year...
One does travel. One does his home stay near...

The traveler journeys far and fast but his brother's company he does miss...
At last the twins are reunited but something is amiss...

One brother shows the wear of his four score years...
The other barely shows a quarter of that he notes through his tears...

The older asks the young, "How can this be? You were born 10 minutes before me!"
The younger replies embracing his brother, "Brother, let me tell you of my travels and you will see."


HOW CAN ONE BROTHER NOW BE OLDER THAN THE OTHER?


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JOCKS VS NERDS

An answer to the eternal question, "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?

Consider the following:

During the 1998 season, Michael Jordan will make over $300,000 a game: $10,000 a minute, assuming he averages about 30 minutes per game.

Assuming $40 million in endorsements, he will be making $178,100 a day whether he is working or not.

Assuming he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to a movie the ticket may cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he is there.

If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $61 while he's boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hr more than the mininum wage rate per hour.

He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Seinfeld.

If he wanted to save up to buy a new Acura NSX sports car($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

If someone wanted to hand him his salary and endorsements money in cash, they would have to hand it over at a rate of $2.00 per second.

If he played a good round of golf with his friend Tiger Woods it may cost him $200, but he'll make $33,390 while he's playing.

If he gave you a tenth of a penny for every dollar he made, you'd be living comfortably on $65,000.

If he watched the 100 yard dash in the Good Will Games, he'll make $19.60.

He'll make about $15,600 while the Boston Marathon is being run.

While most people are spending $20 for a meal in Jordan's trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.

In one year he will make more than twice as much as all of our past presidents for all of their terms combined.

Amazing isn't it?

But:

Jordan will have to save 100% of all income for 270 years to have a net worth equivalent to that of BILL GATES.

NERDS RULE!!

Jockes vs Nerds Communicated by Curtis W. Hughes with some changes made by Darryl Baynes*


 

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